heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

trotters-takes:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR HOLY SHIT